Category:Bronies

Bronies

Bronies, (pronounced brow-nees), are hollowed human beings that desire to have sex with cartoon horses. Despite popular belief, they are not mythical. The hipster glasses of a Brony can be turned into the Virgina Department of Game for $12 USD.

What to do if a Brony is encountered

 * Shoot them in the face
 * Set them on fire
 * Ridicule
 * Beat them with sticks and stones
 * Ban them from your internet forum
 * Protect any women or children
 * Trap them with chewing gum
 * Seek shelter in the nearest Sports Authority
 * Call a priest